Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
The girlfriend experience
> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.
> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.
It’s too adorable not to reblog again.
This is my roommate and his boyfriend. All the freaking way.
I’m so glad this is back on my dash
being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this
and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and
and then when they leave i just
ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok
you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe
Oh my fucking god
Mine was “I’ve got red on my ledger and I’d like to wipe it out.”
Is there anything less attractive than an anti-gun male?
I should not have looked that up
our next 44 presidents should be women
Your next 44 presidents should be people who can responsibly lead your country with minimal fuck ups regardless of gender
Damn son amen